vispreeve:

Landon Liboiron in “Hemlock Grove”

sugarsickness:

kewleypaeng:

KEWLEYPAENG

Lol

alohamariacereza:

zooey

tw3rkingpizza:

I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.

•  (I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
• Me:  “So, what will it be?”
• Child:  “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
•  (There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
• Mother:  “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”